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pls kil me now

The general consensus seems to be that everyone who dislikes Phineas and Ferb is a cynical monster.

amazingatheist:

Mouse.

Here we see a master at getting restraining orders.

(Source: popserial, via livemylief)

I create accounts with the name “Sephiroth” on every website where it hasn’t been taken yet and sell the passwords on ebay

I saw them again when I left home today
It’s hard to believe the time they all lack
No resting, no stopping, no clue where they’re headed
All questions deflected the same: “No time!”

I saw them like I see them day after day
I saw how they run and run and run

Just where the hell does their fuel come from?

Our minds smell of plans
Our clothes stink of sweat
We stink of something we haven’t found yet

No one’s eating
Someone’s at the door
You can’t hear nightingales when thunder roars

Eyes focused on nothing
Limbs buried deep in thick haze
Where I come from we don’t count wasted days

(via theunderwearjam)

Does it make me self-obsessed if my happiness directly correlates with my self-esteem?